Latine loqui coactus sum
- I have this compulsion to speak Latin

Prehende uxorem meam, sis!
- Take my wife, please

Quid quid latine dictum sit, altum viditur
- Anything said in Latin sounds profound

Si Hoc Legere Scis Nimium Eruditionis Habes
- If you can read this you’re overeducated

Vah! Denuone Latine loquebar? Me ineptum. Interdum modo elabitur
- Oh! Was I speaking Latin again? Silly me. Sometimes it just sort of slips out
(and you could break this one up a few ways,..)

Un idea perplexi na
- The idea is strange to us

Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum
- I think that I think, therefore I think that I am

ab asino lanam
-blood from stone

advocantus diaboli
-The Devil’s Advocate

semper ubi sub ubi
-always where under where

age quod agis
-pay attention to what you’re doing

albae gallinae filius
- son of a white chicken

alea iacta est
- the die is cast

amates sunt amentes
- lovers are lunatics (esp for Valentines Day ;-)

Hannibal ad portas
- The Russians are coming

non possumus
- no way!

whoa ibi asinus
- whoa there donkey!

si hic carrus commovet non quaerete
- if this cart is a-rockin, don’t come a-knocking ( literally:if this cart is moving thoroughly, dont ask)
(LoL !!)

paete non dolet
- don’t worry, it doesn’t hurt

panem et circenses
- bread and circus games

optat supremo collocare Sisphus in monte saxum
- someone up there doesn’t love me

maior e longinquo reverentia
- no man is a hero to his valet

sis noli volvivooluptatem comprimerem
- please don’t squeeze the Charmin

atque memento nulli Romanorum qui locutionem tuam corrigant
- and remember, there aren’t any Romans around to correct your pronounciation

iam est satis superque linguae Latinae-Fatuinae edamus
- so enough already with the latin-schmatin, let’s eat

en habeasne forte in hac domo vomitorium
- um, do you happen to have a vomitorium in this house? (LoL!)

si in animis habeatis scidam latrinariam in domo mea ponere, vosmet rogate si possitis velocius currere quam saxum quod vadit cum celeritate nonaginta milia passuum per horam
- If you’re thinking of putting toilet paper on my house, ask yourself if you can outrun a ninety-mile-an-hour rock.

si bibam hanc cerevesiam, quae speciem insolitam praebet, urinane mea eveniet quoque viridans?
- If I drink this funny-looking beer, will my pee turn green, too?

Id in tres partes dividamus ut videamus utrum quis id vincat, necne!
- Let’s divide it into three parts and see if anybody conquers it!

sanctos subiunctivos, Vivespertilio!
- Holy subjunctives, Batman!

sit simplex, stulte
- keep it simple, stupid

cogito, ergo sum
- I think, therefore I am.

sum ergo edo
- I am, therefore I eat.

cogito ergo doleo
- I think, therefore I am depressed.

cogito sumere potum alterum
- I think I’ll have another drink.

nonne hiems quae incendiis magnis multisque belli inter gentes omnes tertii inducatur inhibeat orbem terrarum ne nimium calescat
- Wouldn’t nuclear winter cancel out the greenhouse effect?

fac me cocleario vomere
- Gag me with a spoon!

audite: modo de colosseo rationem interfectorum recentissimam cognovi- Leonibus triginta duo Chrisitanis nihil clepsydra addita ad spatium mortis subitae
- Listen: I just got the latest score from the Colosseum- Lions 32, Christians 0, in a sudden-death overtime!

ullamne subuculam geris
- are you wearing anything under that sheet?

and the “lady” vibe is so overrated
so here’s to chaos and tarnished reps!!